Britain less keen on war with hard opponent

BRITAIN is markedly less enthusiastic about war with an opponent that started it and is hard as nails, it has emerged. 

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Six poncey things to do with your home office now you've been sent back to the real one

WORKERS are back in the office, and middle-class workers who spunked thousands on home offices look like dicks. Here’s some twattish things to do with them: 

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