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Cat-eating python a folk hero to local wildlife

A 12-foot Burmese python blamed for cat disappearances has been hailed as a hero by mice and rabbits.

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Pound says it would rather be French

BRITAIN’S currency has denounced its home country and has asked to be adopted by France.

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