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Chinese demand for English upper class idiots soars

PRESIDENT Xi Jinping’s friendship with David Cameron has led to a surge in Chinese demand for our public school idiots.

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All of man’s knowledge about coffee

A MAN knows a great deal about coffee but nothing about anything else, it has emerged.

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