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CIA unsure how to tell Trump simultaneous takeovers of Venezuela, Greenland and Iran inadvisable

THE Central Intelligence Agency is debating who will tell Trump that opening up a third front on as many continents is a bit risky. 

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Six Farage clauses that need to be inserted post-haste

THE EU is demanding a Farage clause be inserted in any trade deal, and the UK is demanding the following Farage clauses be inserted now that’s an option:

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