Coachload of annoying British schoolchildren arrives in Calais

A COACH packed with British children has arrived in Calais, where they are being right little bastards.

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Man witnesses the death of music for, like, the ninth time


A 35 year-old man has declared that music is dead, for what he reckons is probably the ninth time.

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