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Coma Guy To Blackmail The Shit Out Of Hospital Staff

THE man who doctors believed was in a coma for 23 years is to start blackmailing the shit out of all the people who thought he couldn't hear them.

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Brown To Sell Your Fat To L'Oreal

GORDON Brown is to slash Britain's budget deficit by sucking the fat from your body and selling it to soap companies.

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