Davis brings cake to EU meeting and insists he wants to eat it then somehow take it home

DAVID Davis has arrived at EU negotiations with a cake that he wants to eat but then still have afterwards.

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Bannon calls White House to ask if he left sack of wild snakes there

STEVE Bannon called the White House to see if anyone has found a sack containing wild snakes, it has been confirmed.

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