Dead people confirm support for Trump

THE undead have pledged their support for Donald Trump in the US presidential election.

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Oh, inflation’s the least of your worries, chuckles Bank of England

THE Bank of England has promised anyone worried about inflation that soon they will look back and marvel at how naive they were.

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