Trump still looking for last two horsemen of apocalypse

FOLLOWING the appointment of Sarah Palin as War, Donald Trump is still looking for an additional two horsemen before he is ready to ride. 

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Ski resort ‘attracting wrong sort of twats’

A POPULAR ski resort is attracting working class twats rather than posh twats, it has emerged.

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