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Donald Trump's guide to accepting defeat with grace and dignity

LOSING gracefully is an art, as multiple bankrupt and divorcee Donald Trump knows only too well. Here he explains how to take it like a man.

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How to make it look like you're still working during all this

STRUGGLING to concentrate while the fate of America hangs in the balance? Here’s how to trick your boss into thinking you’re still putting in the hours, you slacker.

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