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Don’t WANT to play with army men now! Want BALLROOM!

SICK of army men! Army men BORING! Just big bangs and people with long names I can’t even say DEAD! Want to build arch and ballroom today! 

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How to handle seeing a girl your boyfriend would definitely fancy

THERE she is, waiting for her coffee order as if she’s done nothing wrong knowing full well your boyfriend would be all over her if he were here, which he isn’t. Here’s how to cope:

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