Dutch king launches novelty bong website

THE new King of the Netherlands is to launch a website selling bongs shaped like TV and film characters.

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Prisoner perks to be based on money laundering for Chris Grayling

PRISONERS will be allowed perks such as television and snooker if they help the evil justice secretary hide his illegal earnings.

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