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Ecuador to breed endangered nerds

ECUADOR last night took a major step forward in its plan to breed pasty-faced nerds in captivity.

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50 Shades director reveals Benny Hill-style vision

50 Shade of Grey director Sam Taylor-Johnson has promised fans the film will have a ‘Benny Hill vibe’.

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