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Elon Musk to find money cannot buy happiness on hitherto unprecedented scale

THE $1 trillion pay award given to Elon Musk will enable him to learn money cannot buy happiness on a scale never before imagined.

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Gobshit, and other swears I will be using to sound hard. By Robert Jenrick

SHADOW justice secretary Robert Jenrick has proved his hard man credentials by saying ‘bullshit’ on Good Morning Britain. Here he lists other profanities he is prepared to use. 

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