Entire British Empire restored

EVERY country in the former British Empire has demanded Britain resume full political control now it has proven it is great again. 

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Express readers outraged they can't put Remainers in wicker man for Brexit Eve

DAILY Express readers have blamed political correctness gone mad for not being allowed to burn Remainers alive in a wicker man on Brexit Eve. 

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