Eternally optimistic Guardian reader admits Obama is dreadful

A GUARDIAN reader who has worshipped Barack Obama for five years without interruption has finally admitted he is just awful.

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Small testicles are much easier to live with, say men

MEN generally prefer to have relatively small testicles, it has been confirmed.

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