EU announces 100 per cent tariff on shite American TV

EUROPE has imposed a 100 per cent tariff on the never-ending deluge of shit American television the world has spent decades drowning in. 

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Wetherspoons to deliver

PUB giant Wetherspoons has announced it is entering the lucrative home delivery market, bringing pints, pitchers of Woo Woo and steaks direct to customers. 

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