EU to do whatever it takes to make us f**k off

THE EU has announced that whatever it is if it makes Britain f**k off then it is worth it. 

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'Asians all look the same,' says Tory MP indistinguishable from 300 colleagues

ONE of the hundreds of white suit-wearing male Conservative MPs in his 50s has admitted that to him all Asians look the same. 

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