Europe reassures Britain it has been a laughing stock for decades

IN a move to allay fears that Brexit had damaged Britain’s reputation, Europe confirmed the country has been a pathetic laughing stock for ages.

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Buy my kids slime and I cut you, mum warns everyone

A MOTHER of three has warned everyone that if they even think about buying her children slime for Christmas she will cut them with a blade.

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