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Even I have my twat limits, says Musk

ELON Musk has confirmed that he may be a world-class twat but leaving Kyiv defenceless against missile attacks is beyond even him.

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M&S follows crotchless underwear with quiche with tits

MARKS & Spencer is following up its new sexy underwear range with an erotic revamp of its popular food products.

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