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F**k off, you're not invited anymore, UK tells Trump

BRITAIN has withdrawn Donald Trump’s invitation to visit and never really wanted him to come in the first place.

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Increasingly disturbed May trying to forge alliance with squirrels

THERESA May has been spotted in a park trying to coerce a squirrel into joining a coalition.

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