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'Fourth time lucky!' says West

THE law of averages means attacking Syria will be a resounding success unlike Afghanistan, Iraq and Libya, Western leaders believe.

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We're not weird, say fish

FISH have spoken out against the widely-held supposition that they are weird. 

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