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France to return to monarchy

FRANCE has announced it has failed as a democratic republic and is to return to good old-fashioned monarchical rule.

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How to harshly judge a new friend based entirely on their Christmas tree

BEEN invited for a Christmas drink at a new friend’s house? Here’s how to make sweeping judgements about their class and taste based entirely on their Christmas tree.

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