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Genius Trump unveils general theory of pussytivity

DONALD Trump has proved his credentials as a genius by setting out his scientific theory on the subject of ‘pussy’.

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Awful man likes to keep in shape 'for sex'

A COMPLETELY awful man likes to tell people that his frequent visits to the gym make him better at sex.

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