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Germans in last minute rush for sex with animals

THOUSANDS of Germans last night grabbed the nearest available animal and had sex with it.

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Nobody recognisable at The Hobbit premiere

“Who the fuck’s that?” said thousands of fans yesterday at the premiere of Peter Jackson’s new film.

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