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Germany voting far-right out of nostalgia for the good old days

GERMANS are voting for far-right parties to bring back the halcyon days of electing a far-right leader, committing genocide and being utterly destroyed within 12 years. 

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'No balloon trip this safari': six unbearable privations families with private school kids must suffer

ETON is charging an extra 20 per cent and the rest of the country’s exclusive twat farms have followed, forcing the well-heeled to forgo these basic needs: 

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