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Gibraltar ship was chartered by bored apes

APES frustrated by Gibraltar’s lack of entertainment hired a Spanish ship to get them off the rock, it has emerged.

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Night bus 'final vomit' plans unveiled

EVERY London night bus will undertake a ceremonial ‘puke parade’ before being replaced by the 24-hour tube.

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