Gran likes Winter Olympics because everyone is white and the ice dancing

9th February 2026

YOUR grandmother is thrilled the Winter Olympics are back because 75 per cent of the competitors are white and the figure skating is lovely to watch.

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Licking chocolate out of a nappy, and other demeaning baby shower activities

7th February 2026

STAG and hen dos are now a f**king nightmare for everyone involved, so baby showers were the logical next step.

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