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Greece declared fictional

GREECE is not a real place and its debts were just a dream all along, it has been agreed.

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Chris Evans combing through giant address book of knobheads

NEW Top Gear presenter Chris Evans is trying to decide which of his sycophantic pals will join him as co-presenters. 

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