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He tried to kiss me, says Kim

KIM Jong-un has confirmed that the US-North Korea summit ended when President Trump attempted to kiss him.

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Homeworker adds having a quick morning wank to his CV

A MAN who works from home has added having an efficient and productive mid-morning wank to his CV.

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