Herman Van Rompuy Is Anagram Of Roman Vampyre Hun

THE new president of the European Union is a Catholic German vampire who craves the blood of your children, experts warned last night.

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Tesco Budget Turkeys Actually Spaniels

SUPERMARKET giant Tesco was under pressure last night after it emerged its half-price turkeys are actually spaniels.

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