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Hillary long, long dead

US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Hillary Clinton has confirmed that she originally died in 1994, and has returned many times since. 

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Southern Britain goes all fancy and continental in heatwave

ONE day of unexpected hot weather has transformed Southern Britons into languid continental-style sensualists.

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