How about we forget the bill and get straight to the part we like, says Davis

THE UK has suggested the EU skip this whole bill business and go straight to the part where we get everything we want. 

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Man likes wearing wanky little necklace

A WOMAN is distraught after finding out her new partner is into wanky necklaces and pendants, she has revealed.

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