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How I'd fight back if the Russians invaded Nantwich, by a man from Nantwich

RUSSIA could easily invade the UK next. Here socially awkward fantasist Tom Logan explains how he’d form a resistance movement after watching Red Dawn too many times.

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18-year-old twat gets car for birthday

AN 18-year-old boy is celebrating being the only twat in his year spoilt enough to be given a brand new car for his birthday.

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