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How marvellous it is that the Erasmus scheme is back, for it is how I first got laid

AH, Erasmus! Cruelly snatched from us by the Tories under Brexit, but now restored by Labour. So a new generation can discover the delights of scoring Euro ass.

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Woman in 30s freaked out as everyone else starts looking like their parents

A WOMAN in her 30s has been left traumatised after realising her friends are starting to look and sound like their parents she remembers from childhood. 

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