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How to believe Trump's dead whenever he's not live on TV

DID you find great comfort this weekend in imagining president Trump was incapacitated or deceased? Why stop? Here’s how to always believe it: 

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Six sexual practices you'll immediately be dumped for even suggesting

THE internet is not real life, and practices discovered upon it should not be attempted IRL. Unless you long to be single, keep any suggestion of these to yourself: 

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