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How to hide that you're secretly madly in love with Vladimir Putin: a guide for right-wingers

FAR-RIGHT? Doing well with the patriots? They must never find out about your crush on the Prince Adam of the East, President Putin? Throw them off the scent: 

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Scotland fans seamlessly switch to supporting England

THE Tartan Army have confirmed that now Scotland have been knocked out of the Euros they will be backing England all the way. 

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