Huge relief after only 11 million people vote for a fascist

THERE was huge relief today after just 11 million people in Europe’s second biggest country voted for a neo-Nazi crackpot.

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Husband asked if he ‘would like to do the dishes’ thinks it's a question

A HUSBAND has been made an offer he could technically refuse but will not if he actually thinks about it.

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