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'I ate a squirrel and it was beautiful' says Trump to wild moronic cheers

A BEFUDDLED and deranged Donald Trump has told a rally he ate the most beautiful pet squirrel and been cheered to the rafters for it. 

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My key opponent will be myself, says Badenoch

KEMI Badenoch has told interviewers her key fight as Conservative leader will be with herself – and that she intends to win. 

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