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I should rule forever and other things the King agrees with me on, by Donald Trump

THE King and I aren’t just in absolute agreement that Iran shouldn’t have nuclear weapons and my war is great. We’re also as one on these issues: 

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Big boobs never fashionable, only popular

WOMEN with big boobs have confirmed they cannot go out of fashion because they were never in it, but remain enduringly popular nonetheless. 

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