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'I will carry on saying I am prime minister of Canada and nobody will know'

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Six ways to make your friends' resolutions all about you

ALL your WhatsApp groups sharing irritating aspirational resolutions? Here’s how to transform their commitment to bettering themselves into your moment to shine: 

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