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Iceland Begins Desperate Search For New Cheesey Gristle Supplier

ICELAND has begun the search for a new supplier of thin slabs of gristle covered with a slice of processed yellow dairy product.

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Credit Card Firms Told To Stop Leaving Horses' Heads Everywhere

CREDIT card firms are facing a crackdown on practices such as leaving a horse's head at the bottom of your bed or killing you and then stuffing you in an oil drum.

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