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I’d have eaten toddler myself if it was smaller, says 'hero cat'

AMERICA’S ‘hero cat’ has admitted she would kill humans if they were small enough to fit in her mouth.

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Nigel Farage's guide to voting UKIP

GOOD morning and congratulations on making the best decision of your life – you’re going to vote UKIP.

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