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Illuminati celebrate election victory

BARACK Obama’s victory has brought the tyrannical New World Order a step closer, according to the Illuminati.

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God ignores idiots

GOD has ignored the fervent prayers of idiots, allowing Barack Obama to be re-elected as President.

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