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I’m making it up as I go along, says Pope

POPE Francis has admitted he is improvising, all the time.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Scorpio (24 OCT-21 NOV) After being cast as the hero in your first comic book film, you tell interviewers that of course you’re not a fan of the comics because you are an adult who has had sex.

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