I'm No Hero, Says Tiny Jellyfish

THE tiny jellyfish who stung Ben Southall last night insisted he was only doing what anyone would have done in the same circumstances.

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Al Qaeda To Wage Underpant-Based War, Say Experts

AL Qaeda has embarked on a new campaign of underpant-based terror and improvised exploding knickers, experts warned last night.

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