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Invading the Falklands instead would be great for us, Truss tells Russia

THE foreign secretary has asked her Russian counterpart if he fancies invading the Falkland Islands instead as it would really help her and the Tory party. 

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England and science go their separate ways

AFTER two years of following it devotedly, England has decided to go its separate way from science, it has announced.

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