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Ireland To Dance Its Way Out Of Debt

IRELAND is to save itself from bankruptcy by dancing.

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Vettel Celebrates By Fingering Girl In Car Park

SEBASTIAN Vettel marked becoming the youngest F1 champion ever by embarking on a marathon knucklefish session behind KFC.

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