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Irish banned from St Patrick's Day

THE Irish have been barred from St Patrick’s Day celebrations worldwide because they get carried away and ruin it.

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HS2 money to be pissed away faster

THE government is being urged to quicken the pace at which it pisses away the HS2 budget.

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