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ISIS issues tired, idiotic cliches

ISIS has tried and failed to issue a scary-sounding statement.

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I'm just a metaphor for sex, realises Easter Bunny

THE Easter Bunny has expressed shock and disgust that he’s just some weird metaphor for sex.

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